How is this in X-tremegeek???

So the other day I was looking through the x-tremegeek catalog that was sent to my house and came across an item called PoopFreeze. I was shocked?? How is this geek.

Trying to make sense of this all I could think of was....

"Think of the hours of fun you can have with poopfreeze...You and you friends can freeze fresh poop and save it for latter experiments, or you can freeze it and smash it with a hammer into thousand of little poop pieces. How cool is that boys and girls?"

Yeah...so no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't make any sense of it.

Love the description...
"Even law-abiding dog owners think twice when the, ahem, product is particular warm and gooey. Poop Freeze to the rescue! Just aim and squirt to chill animal waste to -62°F, creating an outer "crust" that makes the unpleasant "grab and bag" a little more tolerable. Effective on all kinds of waste, including dog poop, cat poop, bird poop, lizard poop and more!"

Wow..., Just Wow....Could you imaging if this were an infomercial?
Oh the fun you could have....While we are on the subject of poop....whats this?
Love the description on this too...

"Kobayashi Toilet Deodorizer Plain and simple... this stuff works! We don't know how, but it works. Just put one tiny drop of this amazing deodorizer in the toilet before you sit and take, uh... care of business, and it miraculously prevents offensive odors from reaching deadly levels. It's a clear colorless liquid with just a slight hint of fragrance that doesn't cover up" or "do battle" with odors like those flowery overpowering sprays. It's as if offensive odors simply can't escape the toilet! It's amazing!"

Seems these two items are popular as they are out of stock at the moment of writing this. Well...If anything else I guess it make a good X-Mas Gift for that SPECIAL someone.

Ok.... no more toilet humor. I shall now return to geekhood!